William J. Clinton

Until January 2005 After January 2005

123 Hillary Way 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

New York, NY 12404 Washington, DC 20500

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Objective Ride wife’s coattails back to White House, leading to more juicy young interns.
Education

1973 Yale University New Haven, CT

J.D.
Experience

2001-present Self Employed New York, NY

Speaker. Give speeches on a variety of topics to a variety of audiences.
1993-2001 White House Washington, DC

President. Ran country.

1982-2000 Governer. Ran state.

Attorney General. Prosecuted bad guys, oversaw large staff and larger budget, implemented departmental policies and procedures, ate cheeseburgers.

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  Survived the Paula Jones scandal, 2000
  
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  Survived the Monica Lewinsky scandal, 1998
  
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  Federal Budget Surplus, 1^st in over 20 years, 1998
  
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  Team Leader, Carter Presidential Campaign (Arkansas), 1976
  
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  Avid saxophone player
  

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  Impeachment, 1998
  
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  Chair, Democratic Leadership Council, 1990
  
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  Rhodes Scholar, Oxford University, 1968
  

Vice President, USA Intern, White House Special Prosecutor, USA

Tennessee-ish New York Who knows?

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