He's fallen in da-water.
Ray Ellington and his Quartet:
30's Hern Detective:
Midnight, twelve thirty. Entire London police force now wearing Moriarty nose protectors. Inspector Seagoon checks on all police posts buburl fnarl in de hern furl.
Ahhhhhhh, ahhhhh, yes... Ahh... I was ahhhh ahhhh.........
Awwwhhh, I want to be buried with my socks on. I'm...[corpses]
I felt alright sir, until some idiot made me swallow a bottle of smelling salts sir.
I was off duty sir.
Oh yes sir. Then I lie on the pavement.