Nigger jokes, black racist jokes Blind Lemon's Nigger Jokes



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Blind Lemon's Nigger Jokes


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Short Nigger Jokes

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?

Identification.

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?

So birds won't shit on their lips.


How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed?

Put velcro on the celing.

Why do niggers smell so bad?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

He's black.

How do you get a nigger down from a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard?

Hang him in the back.

What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?

Stop laughing and re-load.

How many niggers does it take to pave a road?

Depends on how you slice them.

What's green, pink, purple and orange?

A nigger dressed for church.

What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road?

The deer has skid marks in front of it.

What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a Cadilac?

It seats 5.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?

Drop it nigger.

Why are niggers so strong?

T.V.'s are getting heavier.

Why are niggers so fast?

All the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a nigger having sex?

Rape.

What happened to the nigger hat had an abortion?

Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars.

What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?

A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without robin.

What is the definition of mass confusion?

Father's Day in Harlem.

Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike?

Because the bike is probably yours.

Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?

To get their stuff back.

What do black kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What is long and hard on a nigger?

First Grade.

Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?

They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?

Under his work boots.

Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex?

Because of the pepper spray.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?

When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing.

How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

Ever try taking a rib from a nigger?

What was missing from the million man march?

An auctioneer.

How long does it take a nigger to shit?

Nine months
What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?

A gorilla shit on his face.


Why don't niggers like blowjobs?

They don't like any jobs.

What do you call a nigger priest?

Holy shit.

Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?

Because they've got pubic hair on their head!

Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?

So mexicans can window shop.

Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls?

Because they come with birth certificates.

Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?

Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the

country.

Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.


Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?

Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?

How can you tell a mexican airline?

It's the one with hair under the wings.

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.

What are three things you can't give a nigger?

A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

What do niggers use to wash their white clothes?

BLEEATCH!

Why can't spics be firefighters?

They can't tell Jose from hose B.

What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?

Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black

person?

Neighbor.


What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?

Twix.

Why is a Spic like a Skunk?

Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit.

What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?

You can send a letter back to where it came from.

What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?

You may find the grail.

What is black, runny, and scratches on glass?

A nigger in a microwave.

What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house?

A spicket fence.

How does the navy use niggers?

They debone them and use them as wetsuits.
What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.


Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?

The future looks pretty good!

Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?

Turns out he just had diarrhea.

Why don't jews like oral sex?

It's too close to the gas chamber.

Why don't you run over a nigger on a bike?

Its probably your bike.

What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt?

Afro-turf.

Why do niggers drive with their windows up?

They think the smell is coming from outside.

Why do niggers eat tootsie rolls with a fork?

So they don't bite their fingers.

What do you call two nigger cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips.

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isn't open on holidays.

Why do niggers like basket ball?

It involves running, shooting and stealing.

What has four legs and a black arm?

A happy pitbull.

How do you know if a nigger is well hung?

If you can't fit your finger between his neck and the noose.

Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?

He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"

Did you hear about the jew bitch who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and

make it hurt."?

He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.


How many nigger college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.




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