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COLLECTED IN 1988

Eat, drink and remarry.

Paying off my Mastercard with Visa.

Urban attack vehicle.

Chessplayers mate better.

I love my parachute.

Shazam.

Not an exit.

Confront the prevailing paradigm.

Invisible driver on board.

Deadheads never fall. They just keep on tripping.

I brake for whales.

Reality-- what a concept!

I feel great. I kiss good, too.

If I weren't crazy, life would drive me insane.

Data, data, everywhere, and not a thought to think.

Indians had bad immigration laws.

I brake for orgasms.

I can't be overdrawn. I still have checks left.

I hate bumperstickers.

Hire a teenager, while they still know everything.

I'd have been a founding member of the Procrastinator's Club,

if I'd gotten my application in.

Mass confusion on board.

U.S. out of Humbolt County.

I'll never say "never again" again.

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

When you aren't looking at it, this is in Spanish.

Legalize lutefisk.

Airess.

Sex is only dirty if it's done right.

Caution: child driving.

Pass quietly. Driver asleep.

I'm catching up with yesterday. By tomorrow I should be ready

for today.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

I love my attitude problem.

Give up sex. I'll help you taper off.

Life is a series of interruptions.

Support mental health. Ban psychiatry.

I can't believe I forgot to have kids.

I'm a musician. I can handel it.

She who dies with the most fabric wins.

Grateful not to be Dead.

Remember when sex was safe and sky-diving was dangerous?

Men are only good for one thing, but how often do you need to

parallel park?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains

excite me.

I fight poverty. I work.

End Contra aid. Boycott cocaine.

Ski stoned.

Have you hugged your cat today?

Don't quit. Surrender.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Have you hugged your horse today?

Space is for deadheads, not warheads.

Don't bother me. I'm having a crisis.

Bush and Noriega.

Peace, pot and microdot.

Lick Bush.

Another day, another 62 cents.

Just say Ho, Ho, Ho.



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