Ambiguous newspaper headlines Headlines frequently try to be clever. For example, a sports story might say New York Jets Run Out of Fuel. A headline must communicate a lot of information in a small space. The words need to be chosen carefully. Some words or phrases can be read more than one way, and in a joke, this is often intentional. The headlines which follow contain meanings definitely not intended by the writer. These actually appeared in newspapers. Your job is to figure out two things: What did the writer mean to say, and how else could the headline be interpreted.
For example: “Farmer Bill Dies in House”
Actual meaning:
A proposed law has failed to survive the legislative process in the parliament (house).
Alternative interpretation: A farmer named Bill died.
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
The police begin a campaign to find jaywalkers. Alternative interpretation:
The Police begin a campaign to hit jaywalkers with cars. Note: "Jaywalking" is a crime in which a pedestrian crosses the street in the middle of a city block rather that walking to the nearest corner first. Jaywalkers, obviously, are the people that commit this crime.
SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
Actual meaning:
Safety experts say that bus passengers should use seat belts (for safety). Alternative interpretation:
Safety experts say that bus passengers should be hit with a belt.
The drunken person who was accused of stealing a violin has been found guilty and will be jailed for nine months. (case = court case) Alternative interpretation:
The drunken person will have to spend nine months in a violin case (container).
GIRL HIT BY CARIN HOSPITAL
Actual meaning:
The girl who was hit by a car is now in hospital. Alternative interpretation:
A girl has been hit by a car in the hospital.
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
Actual meaning:
An Iraqi official or the Iraqi head of state is seeking weaponry. Alternative interpretation:
An Iraqi head (part of the body) is seeking arms (part of the body).
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
Actual meaning:
The number of cases of lung cancer in women is growing rapidly. Alternative interpretation:
Female mushrooms have cancer!
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
Actual meaning:
Kids are idle because their teachers are participating in the strikes (protestations).
Alternative interpretation:
A teacher punishes kids who are idle (lazy)
REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
Actual meaning:
More lies ahead could mean: “a lot (of events) are awaiting us in the future” Alternative interpretation:
It could also mean: “many additional dishonesties(falsehoods) await us in the future”
At the end of this lesson, students will be able to understand and explain ambiguous newspaper headlines.
Time
Teachers activities
Student activities
English teacher
Foreign teacher
15 min
Introduction:
Introduce the topic and briefly discuss it with students. What are ambiguous headlines and why are some headlines ambiguous?
Go through the handout with the students and explain the literal meaning of difficult words on the board.
Follow introduction and vocabulary explanation.
15 min
Move around the class and help students.
Move around the class and help students.
Work on handout:
Read and understand the 15 headlines and try to explain their meanings. Write down one ambiguous headline with explanation of the ambiguous word(s).
15 min
Explanation of ambiguous headlines:
Take turns to explain every other headline.
Explanation of ambiguous headlines:
Take turns to explain every other headline.
Correct handouts and take additional notes.
Evaluation
The students had a lot of fun with the double meanings of the headlines as some of them were truly humorous. Some headlines were quite hard for the students to understand. The vocabulary had to be explained and it helped to some extent. This lesson also highlighted the style of language used in newspaper headlines.