Simpson, Red. I got a Beaver on my Lap, and a Bear on my Tail



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Simpson, Red. I Got a Beaver on my Lap, and a Bear on my Tail.
I got a beaver on my lap, and a bear on my tail.

She’s loving me to death, and he’s rabid I can tell.

I’m running like a rabbit, with a hound on its trail.

I got a beaver on my lap and a bear on my tail.


Well I picked her up on a truck stop, outside San Antone.

She had more curves than a roadmap, and I was all alone.

Lord we sure had a good time, those first few trucking miles.

She helped me drive that old diesel, and man I was all smiles.

Then she snuggled up beside me, and whistled in my ear,

my husband is a sheriff and you’d better watch your rear.


Then I looked in the mirror, and saw those flashing lights.

I knew this was gonna be, one of those blue-light running nights.

She kept coming on, but this just weren’t the time,

she was all over me, but I was all over that line.

Trying to outrun old Smokey, I was giving that ten-speed hell,

I had a beaver on my lap and a bear on my tail.


I got a beaver on my lap, and a bear on my tail.

She’s loving me to death, and he’s gaining I can tell.

I’m running like a rabbit, with a hound on its trail.

I got a beaver on my lap and a bear on my tail.


Yeah all night long I broke the law ‘cause I never made a stop,

blew across old Texas, straight through to Little Rock.

He’s banging on my bumper, but I won’t let him pass.

And the only hope I got right now is he’ll run out of gas.

If I’d a known her husband was the law, I’d never picked her up.

It’s me and her, that bear behind this big old diesel truck.


I got a beaver on my lap, and a bear on my tail.

She’s loving me to death, and he’s gaining I can tell.

I’m running like a rabbit, with a hound on its trail.

I got a beaver on my lap and a bear on my tail.


Yeah, he’s still back there. Looks like he’s slowing down. Oh he is slowing down darn it, he’s pulling off the road. All right, he done run out of gas. This old diesel truck done it again. Come on back over here honey.


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